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lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

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baby:m- m- m- ma- ma-
mother:mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby:m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother:oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers
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6 hours ago

rydenarmani:

a rant about the women against feminism hashtag

(via grrrl-trash)

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6 hours ago

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

(via asahii-s)

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6 hours ago

itsfunnierin221b:

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

a poem by will graham

(Source: nosdrinker, via haus-of-hiddleston)

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